If you've heard that I have:

1. "sold out"

2. "gone mainstream"

3. "become too commercial"

4. "given in to Mammon"

5. "become a slave to currency"

6. "released an insipid second album which has market appeal but which lacks the originality and flair of the first" - actually that might be going a bit far...

But, if you've heard that I've started selling things then you're right on the money (ahem).  Click on the "BUY" icon in the menu above or on the image below to find out more about my hideous descent into commercialism and my subsequent loss of artistic integrity.

I promise. The 85p profit I will make from all of this will not change me. I'll be as punnoying as I ever was.  And that's a guaranteed thing, if ever there was.

Thank you for your costume.