If you've heard that I have:

1. "sold out"

2. "gone mainstream"

3. "become too commercial"

4. "given in to Mammon"

5. "become a slave to currency"

6. "released an insipid second album which has market appeal but which lacks the originality and flair of the first" - actually that might be going a bit far...

But, if you've heard that I've started selling things then you're right on the money (ahem).  Click on the "BUY" icon in the menu above or on the image below to find out more about my hideous descent into commercialism and my subsequent loss of artistic integrity.

I promise. The 85p profit I will make from all of this will not change me. I'll be as punnoying as I ever was.  And that's a guaranteed thing, if ever there was.

Thank you for your costume.

As things go, that went quite smoothly. Thank you for visiting the site - even just out of curiousity over what I've been doing!

I am planning to release more things in due course - a batch of them over the next couple of weeks so that there are more e-cards to send - and then slightly more irregularly than that. Notable dates and anniversaries may have their own specific things where appropriate i.e. if I can think of a suitable pun or saying that fits.  We'll see how things go, eh?

Currently, there is no timescale for launching the buying of things.  But, it will be soon.  I'd like to see physical things and I hope that you'd like to perhaps buy them?  At first, real-life three-dimensional once-made-from-living-trees greetings cards to match the e-cards will happen.  And then... who knows the shape of things to come?

Drop me a line, please, or comment to this post if you have any feedback on things so far.  Also, any ideas for future things or thoughts on whether you'd buy things (in whatever shape they come) are gratefully received.

Jon
- Chief Thingology Officer